MUXTAPE: to les animeux

"MY BAD" - mankind to the animal kingdom
WE STILL LOVE to eat YOU

The first fatal shark attack in San Diego in 50 years, you gotta wonder what's gone into animals these days. Pissed off tigers, aggresive sting rays, dying bats, and more recently, disappearing salmon, which is gonna provoke grumpiness out of some chill Canadian bears:

"Salmon shortage starving Canadian grizzlies
Relocation producese stress - Wildlife experts say most relocated bears try to return to their original territories ... Experts also say that relocation simply postpones the inevitable ... leading to a slower, more painful death. "

Animals are definitely doing more and more freakish shit. They're getting run out like a townie getting bought out by gentrification and so forced to go in more undesirable locales. We destroy their homes and they're like, what the hell, where do i go now? i hear human-land isn't too bad. yeah, there's a little bit of a commute but it's affordable for my ravenous appetite. Sound the horn, animals are declaring war on us.